cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

(Source: cumfort)

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

richwhitelesbian:

hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

(Source: finalfantasyfootball)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck